May 2013
“We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From...”
– this explains the 90s kids (via ladymargaerytyrells)
rodneykong:
ghostgif:
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
jamsfranca:
sometimes i’m too lazy to get out of bed and shower and i don’t even know how to do laundrey or spell the word “laundry” how the heck am i gonna survive college
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION...
jeremymckinnonsbuttblog:
mikeywaysbuttblog:
theangelintheshadows:
thinkinsidethebluebox:
barfingunicorn:
i-kiss-boys-with-tattoos:
turtle-perry1:
ticklemyjanoskian:
fireretardantzombies:
omg do this i will cry
Nobody has ever won this. Ever.
DO IT NOW
Please guys
I bet no one has the balls.
I TURNED ON ANON FOR THIS YOU MOFUCKAS BETTER DO IT
Good luck.
Did...
“Isn’t it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?”
– Anne Shirley (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
snowmiserr:
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” he said...
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
